Kelly Conaboy

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Writing

  • If I Were a Ballerina (Read by Ellie Kemper) [New Yorker]
  • The Vast Bay Leaf Conspiracy [The Awl]
  • Do Men Enter Bathtubs on Hands and Knees So Their Balls Hit the Water Last? [The Cut]
  • What Happened to Kelly? [Gawker]
  • Dogs Need Understanding, Not Dominance [The Atlantic]
  • You can take your dog to movies and bars. But does he want to go? [Washington Post]
  • Infrared Saunas Will Not ‘Detoxify’ You [The Atlantic]
  • Confessions of an Internet Addict [The New York Times]
  • What Is My Dog? [The Outline]
  • Can I Build a Gingerbread House Big Enough for My Dog? [The Cut]
  • Against the Travel Neck Pillow [The Atlantic]
  • I Asked Tony Hawk If He Would Teach Me How to Ollie and He Said Yes [The Outline]
  • An Oral History of Bob Costas Having Pink Eye at the Olympics [Vulture]
  • The Nerdy Curve [Gawker]
  • Inside the Joyfully Deranged Kitchen of Amy Sedaris [Eater]
  • It’s Time to Accept That We Will Die at the Hands of Our Smartphones [The Guardian]
  • A Somewhat Surprising Morning At The Chainsmokers’ Pop-Up Shop [Stereogum]
  • Mission: Make an Extremely Large Cinnamon Roll [Taste]
  • Reasons You Were Paid Less Than A Male Coworker With The Same Job, Ranked [The Hairpin]
  • 15 Guys Explain Why They Date Women Who Are Ghosts [Gawker]
  • Did Luke Really Make “Good” Coffee on Gilmore Girls? An Investigation [Gawker]