Writing

If I Were a Ballerina (Read by Ellie Kemper) [New Yorker]
The Vast Bay Leaf Conspiracy [The Awl]
Do Men Enter Bathtubs on Hands and Knees So Their Balls Hit the Water Last? [The Cut]
What Happened to Kelly? [Gawker]
Dogs Need Understanding, Not Dominance [The Atlantic]
You can take your dog to movies and bars. But does he want to go? [Washington Post]
Infrared Saunas Will Not ‘Detoxify’ You [The Atlantic]
Confessions of an Internet Addict [The New York Times]
What Is My Dog? [The Outline]
Can I Build a Gingerbread House Big Enough for My Dog? [The Cut]
Against the Travel Neck Pillow [The Atlantic]
I Asked Tony Hawk If He Would Teach Me How to Ollie and He Said Yes [The Outline]
An Oral History of Bob Costas Having Pink Eye at the Olympics [Vulture]
The Nerdy Curve [Gawker]
Inside the Joyfully Deranged Kitchen of Amy Sedaris [Eater]
It’s Time to Accept That We Will Die at the Hands of Our Smartphones [The Guardian]
A Somewhat Surprising Morning At The Chainsmokers’ Pop-Up Shop [Stereogum]
Mission: Make an Extremely Large Cinnamon Roll [Taste]
Reasons You Were Paid Less Than A Male Coworker With The Same Job, Ranked [The Hairpin]
15 Guys Explain Why They Date Women Who Are Ghosts [Gawker]
Did Luke Really Make “Good” Coffee on Gilmore Girls? An Investigation [Gawker]