Kelly Conaboy

A few things I’ve written for various places:

• If I Were a Ballerina (Read by Ellie Kemper) [New Yorker]
• The Vast Bay Leaf Conspiracy [The Awl]
• Do Men Enter Bathtubs on Hands and Knees So Their Balls Hit the Water Last? [The Cut]
• What Happened to Kelly? [Gawker]
• Infrared Saunas Will Not ‘Detoxify’ You [The Atlantic]
• Confessions of an Internet Addict [The New York Times]
• What Is My Dog? [The Outline]
• Can I Build a Gingerbread House Big Enough for My Dog? [The Cut]
• Against the Travel Neck Pillow [The Atlantic]
• I Asked Tony Hawk If He Would Teach Me How to Ollie and He Said Yes [The Outline]
• An Oral History of Bob Costas Having Pink Eye at the Olympics [Vulture]
• The Nerdy Curve [Gawker]
• Inside the Joyfully Deranged Kitchen of Amy Sedaris [Eater]
• It’s Time to Accept That We Will Die at the Hands of Our Smartphones [The Guardian]
• This Kid Just Died [VIDEO]: Grief Porn Enters the Facebook Era [Gawker]
• A Somewhat Surprising Morning At The Chainsmokers’ Pop-Up Shop [Stereogum]
• Mission: Make an Extremely Large Cinnamon Roll [Taste]
• Reasons You Were Paid Less Than A Male Coworker With The Same Job, Ranked [The Hairpin]
• 15 Guys Explain Why They Date Women Who Are Ghosts [Gawker]
• Did Luke Really Make “Good” Coffee on Gilmore Girls? An Investigation [Gawker]