Kelly Conaboy
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A few things I’ve written for various places:
If I Were a Ballerina
 (Read
by Ellie Kemper
) [New Yorker]
The Vast Bay Leaf Conspiracy
[The Awl]
Do Men Enter Bathtubs on Hands and Knees So Their Balls Hit the Water Last?
[The Cut]
What Happened to Kelly?
[Gawker]
Infrared Saunas Will Not ‘Detoxify’ You
[The Atlantic]
Confessions of an Internet Addict
[The New York Times]
What Is My Dog?
[The Outline]
Can I Build a Gingerbread House Big Enough for My Dog?
[The Cut]
Against the Travel Neck Pillow
[The Atlantic]
I Asked Tony Hawk If He Would Teach Me How to Ollie and He Said Yes
[The Outline]
An Oral History of Bob Costas Having Pink Eye at the Olympics
[Vulture]
The Nerdy Curve
[Gawker]
Inside the Joyfully Deranged Kitchen of Amy Sedaris
[Eater]
It’s Time to Accept That We Will Die at the Hands of Our Smartphones
[The Guardian]
This Kid Just Died [VIDEO]: Grief Porn Enters the Facebook Era
[Gawker]
A Somewhat Surprising Morning At The Chainsmokers’ Pop-Up Shop
[Stereogum]
Mission: Make an Extremely Large Cinnamon Roll
[Taste]
Reasons You Were Paid Less Than A Male Coworker With The Same Job, Ranked
[The Hairpin]
15 Guys Explain Why They Date Women Who Are Ghosts
[Gawker]
Did Luke Really Make “Good” Coffee on Gilmore Girls? An Investigation
[Gawker]